Sex Bomb

"THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says."

I can't even find the words. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that we have an on-going chemical weapons program or that in this CW program we are developing the "Homo-Bomb". This is like some 60's free love nightmare come to life. Marvel comics couldn't come up with something this good. The WWE maybe, but not Marvel. I'm just wondering what the Mullah's in Iran or Osama bin Laden will think when they learn what we've been up to. They already think we're the most decadent and unclean culture this side of hell. The fact that we were considering development of a "sex-bomb" can only be bad, bad PR for us in the Muslim world. Not like it takes much. As scary has this story is, I can't help but laugh when I think of the images this conjures up.

Have you ever seen the N. Korean's do that weird hopping march? Now imagine they're marching and then BOOM! Gay N. Korean soldier orgy...mmm someone tell Paris Hilton, that's hot!

Remember the good old days when war actually meant trying to kill lots of people instead of finding odd ways to avoid killing people? The truly scary part about this is while we dick around with "sex-bombs", the Chinese may have a neutron bomb. "Neutron bombs kill people without destroying buildings. Unlike conventional nuclear weapons, the explosion and heat from a detonated neutron bomb is confined to a relatively small area.

But the detonation also releases a massive wave of radiation capable of penetrating armour or several metres of earth."

So in what may turn out to be the inevitable war between China and America, it'll be the Neutron bomb VS the Sex bomb.

OK, so that's not necessarily the case but it does go to the heart of the matter, which is the competing ideologies that drive both governments. Just as in Iraq, we go out of our way to avoid killing people only to face an enemy with no such compulsions. We cannot win with one arm tied behind our backs. Not against an enemy that has shown itself to be merciless to its own people.